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Olsen’s Still Homophobic
The excuse part of my brain is working overtime. STFU isn’t working so great, but I’ll keep trying.
“What is it with you people anyway?” We’d been uncomfortably silent for several miles. Me watching the road. Olsen fiddling with his OSU cap. I wasn’t paying attention.
“What?”
“What is it with you people anyway?”
“You people?”
“You people. Your people. [...]
This is Olsen My Homophobic Friend
“Go the back way; through Langston.” Olsen requested. I nearly always do. “So. You know how I refuse to wear a condom?” he goes on to ask.
I dump the Chevy off 35 and float through the stop sign onto 33 headed east. “I know you claim to refuse. Never heard [...]
The Thing Is Also
I toyed with returning to “The Thing Is“. Tonight I’m giving it a shot.
Olsen got started quick tonight. I planned on a conversation that started with “I can’t believe the fucking Cowboys lost again.” or “What the fuck is up with T. Boone Pickins anyways?” or “I still can’t believe they tore down [...]
On Tobacco and Giants