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Your Impatience; Your Life.

By Douglas | Published: August 26, 2008
A miniskid slides up to your boots.  You toss on your duffel and guitar kit and go back to rummaging around the passenger’s side floorboards to find the second of two dead batts you tossed there.  Perhaps you’re having trouble finding either of the batts because you’re thinking more about the security for the data-paq [...]
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Olsen’s Still Homophobic

By Douglas | Published: July 10, 2008
The excuse part of my brain is working overtime.  STFU isn’t working so great, but I’ll keep trying. “What is it with you people anyway?”  We’d been uncomfortably silent for several miles.  Me watching the road.  Olsen fiddling with his OSU cap.  I wasn’t paying attention. “What?” “What is it with you people anyway?” “You [...]
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This is Olsen My Homophobic Friend

By Douglas | Published: July 7, 2008
“Go the back way; through Langston.” Olsen requested. I nearly always do. “So. You know how I refuse to wear a condom?” he goes on to ask. I dump the Chevy off 35 and float through the stop sign onto 33 headed east. “I know you claim to refuse. Never heard if you do or [...]
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