Eske’s: A Brew Pub

Two friends sat on one side of a large round wooden table. One ignored his beer. The other finished number two.

“Those don’t drink themselves.”

“No they don’t. Sorry. Want it?” Carter picked it up and extended it to Martin.

“If I wanted your warm beer…”

“…I’d be in Richmond.”

Both laughed. Neither had intended to quote Seabrook–their dead friend.

“What the hell does that even mean?” Martin asked.

“I never knew. It was just something he said that day we met.” Carter swigged some of the Corona off the top. The lime juice puckered his chapped lips. He removed a tube of Carmex from his sport coat’s breast pocket. “What is it with New Mexico?”

“I guess it’s the elevation that dries everything out. Arid. That shit comes in a jar you know,” said Martin.

Carter ignored Martin, again. Martin was an old-school evangelist. In a business meeting Martin could be counted on to bring a notebook while the others carried laptops. He’d wear flannel instead of Gore-Tex. He’d picked Eske’s over Taos’ first sushi place for them to meet tonight when he knew Carter wanted to try Pescado Fresco over on the Plaza.

“It sounds like he was recycling an in-joke on us. But I didn’t know he had other friends,” Carter said.

“Ha. Seabrook made friends everywhere. He just made you feel like you were his only friend. Remember that time in Denver?”

“That big party on the Mall? What happened?”

“You came late to that?”

“Yeah, my plane was delayed so you guys made me take a bus in,” Carter grumbled.

Martin laughed and lifted his empty pint glass to a passing waitress for another.

“That’s not ours, dumbass.”

“She knows where they keep the beer, right?” Carter could only agree with Martin’s crude logic. “Anyway. That wasn’t supposed to be a party. That was just gonna be the three of us and some other dude. I don’t even think that guy showed.”

Martin’s third beer arrived. Carter declined another.

“No. We were just sitting there–musta been waiting on you–when some hot blonde asked if she could have our extra two chairs. Seabrook said something about sharing till we needed them back. Next thing I know the whole patio is one big love fest.”

Carter recalled the hot blonde. Just in his thirties it seemed he was still dating girls–this one was adult sexy. She didn’t have to flirt or be coy or dumb to attract men. Everything she said was funny in a sophisticated way. Except she alluded to Monty Python at one point. When Carter called her on it she brushed it aside. He could still recall the way her neck gracefully curved into her shoulder.

“I remember her. I thought she knew Seabrook.”

“No, man. He never met her till that night.”

A comfortably dressed older man tapped Carter on the shoulder. “Sorry, I was sitting at the table behind you guys. I overheard you talking about an old friend.” Martin started to respond, but the gentleman pressed on quickly. “I apologize, but did he pass away recently?”

Martin was blank faced with beginning anger. Carter nodded, “Yes. Why?”

“Tall man? My age? Ate constantly, but was always thin? From Northern California, but claimed LA as home?”

Carter nodded four more times for each.

“I think I knew your friend. My name is Bud Tillman. I live in Denver now, but I’m originally from Richmond.”

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Day 147

One of Those Guys

“Chris, you should come out with us. Meet some new people. Make a friend. Maybe get laid.” Teeter said.

“Just three steps?”

“That’s four steps. And no. But those are the highlights.”

Teeter could say shit like that and make it sound true.

I had planned for more, but technological and biological event conspired otherwise.

Word Count: 60

Day: 143

Day 138: Three Empty Boxes

OK, bitch.

That’s tough talk from a three day loser. Take it for what you will.

I just finished an email to newly in touch old friend in which I describe my recent and record string of fail as an unplanned hiatus or an all out fuck up. Since I’m only accountable to me I’m tempted to light on myself, but that might not be all that productive. So let’s say I go instructional instead. That’s guilt inducing and constructive at the same time.

One of the tenants of the Seinfeldian Chain is that it’s addictive to keep putting little X’s in the boxes. That having a string makes you want to add to that string. It makes you want to avoid a gap like it’s the little red X version of getting pantsed in gym class–speaking of little and red. I am here to say I’ve thought of little else since I started this three day run of empty boxes.

The trouble is creating the gap at all, because once you’ve done that it feels like you just abandoned your power. Imagine a train muscling along the track: car after car after graffiti tagged car. Traffic backs up on either side of the crossing. Drivers put it into P or neutral and set the parking break. They roll down their windows and enjoy the evening air or curse. Either way this impenetrable locomotive commands them to stop. To take notice. To change their pathetic little plans. I am unstoppable! Then the last car rounds up the herd and lumbers by. The steel thunder fades. The blinking red lights abruptly don’t. The ding-ding arms go up. A gap.

“Fuck you train. I won’t be late for dinner now. Ha HA!”

The power resides in the continuity and the connectivity. If you can keep the gaps short the arms stay down. The lights blink. The thunder lulls but doesn’t die. A second locomotive appears on the horizon.

“Dammit. I bought ice-cream at the grocery for shit’s sake.”

Hopefully this entry will be the first of 863 more cars. Hopefully I can melt your vanilla.

I think I can.

Word count: 376