Big Green Square Weekend

That’s right.  I write on weekends too.  How the hell else am I going to get caught up?

I rocked that camera I talked about earlier this week.  Meaning, I pushed the button on it for a couple hours while leaving the dial locked on Big Green Square.  If you take 150 pictures some will turn out.  Some did.  But I’ve got to stop relying on that setting.

Hosted a birthday party today.  I’ve been skeptical all month about the content of this thing.  I’ve been dubiously supportive of it in the last week.  Last night I got around to cutting out the swords while my wife pieced together an astounding castle cake.  This monstrous pastry sported four ice-cream cone towers, iced rosebuds on delicate vines, chocolate candy rocks, and home-made frosting.  And the idiots bragged on how nice my foam core cut-out swords looked.

I plan to use the weekends for editing.  I’ll find something I wrote a ways back.  Review it.  Then re-write it.  Or substantially clean it up.  I think editing is a skill I need to work on.

Day 235

Walking Down the Aisle

I went to the bookstore alone last night.  Instead of lighting on the computer section first then gravitating inexorably to Science Fiction & Fantasy I figured out where the regular book are kept.

They call this section Fiction.  In it the shopkeepers are allowed to mix Clive Cussler with John Steinbeck.  Patricia Cornwell with Emily Bronte.  And Stephen King with anyone else.  Seems like they could easily split this large section into Fiction You Read in School and Fiction You Read at the Beach.  They don’t.

Normally I scan the covers looking for dragons or swords or cityscapes or spaceships.  Then I glance to the title and author to see if either sounds like a dumb name.  In this sense, dumb is a little hard to quantify because some some names are dumb but don’t sound so it the right context.  Other names don’t sound dumb right away, but still are.  With genre fiction you can just about judge a book by it’s cover.  The traditional alphabetizing by the author’s last name isn’t an encumbrance for finding what you like.  Not so in the fiction section where Lewis Carrol the author of the first book I selected and Ernest Hemingway, the author of the second, are separated by two aisles of other folks and you struggle to remember what you were after by the time you’ve worked through all the Ds and Es and Fs and Gs.

There existed the off chance I’d buy Atlas Shrugged as well–I didn’t.  By the time I got three more aisles over from Hemingway to Rand I’d forgotten I my intentions.  The shock of seeing that phonebook like mass of pulp spine-faced next to it’s brother The Fountainhead almost kept me from sliding it out and looking for the price.  Nearly thirty dollars for that book made it easy to gently wedge it back into the void.  Some other budding hater of industry–or whatever it is Ayn Rand loathes (or does she love something? Is that it?)–can plop down her cash for that one.  Me I’m scanning the Gutenberg Project later today.  Or maybe Scribd.

So I’m going to ground.  Retreating.  Getting some lessons from the masters by reading in order to drive up the quality of writing around here.  You know, now that four days of writing proves I’m back.

You may still suggest you favorite classic for me to read in the comments below or from yesterday, but I doubt I’ll get to it soon.  I need to wrap on A Wizard of Earthsea then dig into all of Papa’s short stories while simultaneously reading Alice in Wonderland to my oldest daughter each day.

Day 234

Douglas in Wonderland

Wrote about nothing on Tuesday.  Wrote about a camera on Wednesday.  I predict third day slump.

Last night a friend encouraged me to read or possibly reread some of the classics.  She suggested I sit with my oldest daughter and we read Alice in Wonderland together.  I’ve never read this story.  I’ve seen the Disney movie adaptation in full as a child–I think–and then again in parts and pieces while my kids watch it in pieces and parts on the DVD player in our living room.  What I recall and what I’ve seen scare me two ways.

First, it raises an discomforting shiver up from my defenseless underarms like the threat of a tickle that quickly attacks my core.  I shake it off of course–it’s just a movie–but the light ting of fear lingers.

Second, the story presented by Disney makes no sense.  Disappearing cats, a deck of cards, and commands to drink or eat me?  How could such nonsense flow sensibly if only I read the book?

Next up was some light brain candy for me: Atlas Shrugged.  I gagged down most of The Fountainhead before I gave up on Rourke as some Bartlbyesqe prick come architect well before a plot of any kind emerged but not before I read more than half of the book.  It’s been a while so I don’t recall the details, but ambling through life don’t a plot make.  I’ll pick up Atlas–eventually–but I’m not expecting it to do much for me.  Right now I don’t need books with a point.

Maybe I could fire up Hemingway, I hear he’s good.  Please leave your classic recommendations in the comments below.

Day 233